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[Apr. 13th, 2012|11:04 am] |
Is thirty still too young to be saying things like 'I'm getting too old for this shit'? Because I'm getting too old for this shit.
( Josie ) |
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| Three ✈ |
[Feb. 29th, 2012|01:19 am] |
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( Jude ) |
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| Two ✈ |
[Feb. 11th, 2012|03:27 pm] |
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I want a chimp. Somebody get me one of those. |
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| One ✈ |
[Jan. 30th, 2012|06:29 pm] |
You know what I think? I think people don't wear glasses enough. I mean, they're so handy. They help you see better, and they make you look good. Or was it smart. I think it might have been smart. Anyway, the point is, glasses rock, end of story. Anybody who called you 'Four Eyes' in high school was obviously just insanely jealous. And you know what? I was one of those jealous kids. But according to the eye doctor last week, my life long wish has finally been granted. I, William Collins, now have four eyes. U MAD, BULLIES? They real mad. You are such a dip stick. Shut up, Hal, I have 'em just where I want 'em.
I feel like Clark Kent in these babies. ... I'm not actually Superman though, as cool as that would be. I'm Hal Jordan, with infinitely better hair and none of that pesky Jordan-esque baggage. Sup. |
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